Plants, Cells, More cells & Animals...

Dude!

Exams suck. A lot!

Especially when you are not at all prepared for them.

Preeeeeetty sure I am going to fail at least 1 subject this semester. No joke. I will be repeating something...

I guess that is what you get for ditching uni for a week to follow a band around the country.

But goddamnit, I would do it again in a heartbeat!

1 more week of this shit and then I can go into hibernation for 23 days.

Oh, it shall be glorious!

I simply cannot wait.

I Win At Life...

So...seems an incredible insult to the occasion that I left it so long to blog about this, but coming down from such an incredible high can be slightly distracting...

For those of you playing at home, last time, I was hoping to cross yet another item off my world famous 'List Of Things To Do Before I Die'.

Let me remind you:

#48. Meet Isaac Brock.

And I know you're all positively DYING to know if I succeeded in my mission...

Let me just say this:

(Yes, that is me & Isaac Brock!)

Anyway, needless to say it was the single greatest event of my life. I spent over an hour with the man. And what an incredible man he was. One of the most amazing human beings I've ever met.

I do indeed win at life.

In your face, everyone!

Fin.

#48 & #49

So, on a stormy night, after spending probably more time than was healthy contemplating walking outside in the hopes of being struck by lightening so I won't have to go to work tomorrow, I decided instead, to blog...

It's been a while. Don't it suck when life gets so busy? I miss the old days when I'd sit around the house all day and do nothing. No commitments. No job. No responsibilites. It was truly a thing of beauty...

Sigh...*reminisces about better times*

Actually...no.

The times, they aren't so bad. Who am I to complain? I just got to cross something off my 'list of things to do before I die'. It's a tremendous feeling of accomplishment. How often do you get to do something like that, eh???

#49. Get a tattoo.

DONE!

Yep. Got one on Friday. I won't lie, it hurt, but it wasn't totally unbearable and I didn't cry, which I was proud of. It was completely worth it anyway. I love it to death. I think I have a crush on myself now. Check it out, peeps...



And next week I'm hoping to cross another thing off the list. I've been wanting to do this one for the last 4 years.

#48. Meet Isaac Brock

If I was ranking them in order of importance (which I'm not), this one would probably be in the top 10. Perhaps even top 5.

It's like a religious person getting to meet God.

Epic.

Anyway, this time next week I'll be seeing him and the rest of his posse whom he calls Modest Mouse play their little hearts out. And if all goes to plan, I will be backstage chilling out with all of them after the show.

YES WAY!!!

Good times ahead, friends...

Well...all except for the fact that I hate my job (kinda). And I think I'm failing uni...

But hey, things could be worse. From now on, I can just look in the mirror and be reminded...

We'll All Float On...

KEVIN 07!

Kevin Rudd did it! He bloody did it!

After 11 years, that fucker John Howard is finally gone and my boy Kev is running this show now. So happy. I'm just hoping that he'll keep his promises and take me off that FUCKING AWA. I want my penalty rates back, damnit!

Good on him though. I never thought I could get so excited over a federal election. But there you go. Just to see Howard gone. It's a great day, people. A great fuckin' day...

I know I've said it at least 1000 times in the last month, but ah, what the hell, one more time...

KEVIN 07!!!

It's Captain Howdy!

Note to self: Do not watch The Exorcist at night alone in your room and then realise afterwards you have to venture out of your room into the dark, empty house to put your washing in the dryer.

Bad idea. Very bad idea...

I Sell Shoes, Bitch!

Worked 3 hours today. Sold like 5 pairs of shoes.

I Rule!

I'm definitely getting better at this shoe-selling gig though...

I need to buy myself some shoes. They like us to wear the shoes they stock. And we get 'em super DUPER cheap. Lucky, because I want the most expensive ones we sell...

HA!

Asics Kinsei. $300. Best shoes Asics make. Pretty, eh? My shoes are crappy ones from Target I paid like $20 for 6 years ago. They suck. My heels hurt in them. These ones have pretty blue gel under the heels.

Fancy.

No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong...

Man, I hate children. They just shit me.

The damn things were bloody everywhere today. School holidays. Couldn't escape them. Pissed me off, it did.

In the words of the great Agatha Trunchbull: Glad I never was one...

It'll probably make work hell tomorrow. Lots more angry, impatient parents to deal with.

Pray for emilyjaY...