It's Captain Howdy!

Note to self: Do not watch The Exorcist at night alone in your room and then realise afterwards you have to venture out of your room into the dark, empty house to put your washing in the dryer.

Bad idea. Very bad idea...

I Sell Shoes, Bitch!

Worked 3 hours today. Sold like 5 pairs of shoes.

I Rule!

I'm definitely getting better at this shoe-selling gig though...

I need to buy myself some shoes. They like us to wear the shoes they stock. And we get 'em super DUPER cheap. Lucky, because I want the most expensive ones we sell...

HA!

Asics Kinsei. $300. Best shoes Asics make. Pretty, eh? My shoes are crappy ones from Target I paid like $20 for 6 years ago. They suck. My heels hurt in them. These ones have pretty blue gel under the heels.

Fancy.

No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong...

Man, I hate children. They just shit me.

The damn things were bloody everywhere today. School holidays. Couldn't escape them. Pissed me off, it did.

In the words of the great Agatha Trunchbull: Glad I never was one...

It'll probably make work hell tomorrow. Lots more angry, impatient parents to deal with.

Pray for emilyjaY...

Mask Dance

You!

Yes, you!

Random, blog-dwelling internet person...

This is why Modest Mouse are the greatest band in the universe.

Watch it.

Love it.

Modest Mouse.