No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong...

Man, I hate children. They just shit me.

The damn things were bloody everywhere today. School holidays. Couldn't escape them. Pissed me off, it did.

In the words of the great Agatha Trunchbull: Glad I never was one...

It'll probably make work hell tomorrow. Lots more angry, impatient parents to deal with.

Pray for emilyjaY...